Hey Video Games, shut the fuck up. I’m tired of your talking and constant chatter. I don’t think it’s ever been cute or interesting. I don’t think it has ever made a game better. So, just shut the fuck up, please? Let me step back. I recently started The Adventures of Elliott: The Millennium Tales. I was in the mood… Continue reading Hey Video Games, Shut the Fuck Up!
I want to say something real quick: I loved Resident Evil Requiem. It’s everything I love about the Resident Evil series, achieving an amazing balance of both the puzzle solving of the early entries and the run and gun action of the later ones. Grace is an extremely compelling character with an interesting backstory and personality, and Leon is more… Continue reading Capcom Was the Real Umbrella The Whole Time
Ba-buh-beh-ba-ba! Ba-buh-beh-ba-ba! Ba-buh-bada-ba-buh-baaaaaah! See, it’s funny because a text blog is kind of like a dinosaur: it’s extinct. I should be doing hour long video essays on Youtube about how the new James Bond game is woke. That’s where the real money is. But, I have nothing if not my stupid fucking integrity, so let’s lay a few words down… Continue reading Welcome to TheMarMar0326.show!
